Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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