Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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