I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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