We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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