Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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