They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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