i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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