We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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