Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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