if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
