WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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