32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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