Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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