Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
