I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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