I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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