pop tarts are not kleenex
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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