my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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