I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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