unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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