remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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