Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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