Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When are your genitals available?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize