I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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