You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
