Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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