he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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