another moral hangover. fuck.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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