This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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