I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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