I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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