Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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