Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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