Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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