the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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