Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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