I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
