I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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