Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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