Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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