we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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