Sry I called you an 8
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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