Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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