Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
