He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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