turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I need a beard to bite.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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