He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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