my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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