oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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