doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think your dad took our porno
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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