Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So. Much. Porn.
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