somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
a search helicopter?!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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