Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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