I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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