i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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