he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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