Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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